[ Tenten's just as distracted. How can someone so sensible be ...a total pain in the ass. ]

That's sick! I understand the sentiment, but, if people do not want to fight, they aren't obligated to. That's why people have people that fight for them, otherwise everyone would be on their own for that and that'd be chaotic, and not a good idea. [ Madara would have the entire world enslaved. ]