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[Voice/Action] 009
Nov. 26th, 2011 11:03 am1.Romance is very definitely in the air...wait, that's doughnuts
2.You will become illiterate as soon as your finish this sentence
3.Your next Career: Suicide Hotline Operator
4.Your best friend is sleeping with your pet [ooc: Anyone can decide to sleep with his pet at anytime.]
[...What was this? Hold on, now he couldn't read the rest of this after the second one. A frown.]
How troublesome...[This isn't good. Another experiment no doubt. He better figure out what the other two were, if they're actually going to happen.
Starting with the first day, if he knew you, he'll probably stop you so he can ask what the rest of his horoscope said. He'll be glancing up towards the sky, thinking there was a sweet scent in the air...likely imagining things.]
Rest of the Week
[Alexei will probably be found outside the bakery or somewhere around the village carrying a box of donuts with him. Hermes, his black kitten will also be with him during these days, looking rather concern for his owner. Since when did he ever liked doughnuts, let alone eat them? But there he was, eating them.
Later on that week, the urge to have those doughnuts start to wear off only slightly, but it'll just be replaced with something else. Something much more pressing than eating doughnuts.]
No one's been thinking about trying anything with their lives have they?
[No one's been thinking about killing themselves, right, RIGHT!? It's not a pleasant experience, Alexei can tell you this.]
[ooc: Pick your day, location and poison(s), and we'll roll with it o7]
