fallenambitions: (...awkward)
Alexei Denoia ([personal profile] fallenambitions) wrote2011-11-26 11:03 am

[Voice/Action] 009

Scorpios
1.Romance is very definitely in the air...wait, that's doughnuts
2.You will become illiterate as soon as your finish this sentence
3.Your next Career: Suicide Hotline Operator
4.Your best friend is sleeping with your pet [ooc: Anyone can decide to sleep with his pet at anytime.]


[...What was this? Hold on, now he couldn't read the rest of this after the second one. A frown.]

How troublesome...[This isn't good. Another experiment no doubt. He better figure out what the other two were, if they're actually going to happen.

Starting with the first day, if he knew you, he'll probably stop you so he can ask what the rest of his horoscope said. He'll be glancing up towards the sky, thinking there was a sweet scent in the air...likely imagining things.]


Rest of the Week

[Alexei will probably be found outside the bakery or somewhere around the village carrying a box of donuts with him. Hermes, his black kitten will also be with him during these days, looking rather concern for his owner. Since when did he ever liked doughnuts, let alone eat them? But there he was, eating them.

Later on that week, the urge to have those doughnuts start to wear off only slightly, but it'll just be replaced with something else. Something much more pressing than eating doughnuts.]


No one's been thinking about trying anything with their lives have they?

[No one's been thinking about killing themselves, right, RIGHT!? It's not a pleasant experience, Alexei can tell you this.]

[ooc: Pick your day, location and poison(s), and we'll roll with it o7]
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (What do you mean I don't look innocent?)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-12-03 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not? You sure got a lot for not liking them all that much.
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (But Sanji; what do you mean I can't top?)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-12-04 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? You mean those weird horoscope things? Yeah. I got some. [But more important.] You gonna eat those?
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Phear my finger gun!)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-12-04 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Or maybe it's just your brain finally letting you know just how good donuts really are!
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Hey!!! Me likey!)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-12-05 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure you can! It's easy!
goldenglasses: (Thumbs up ftw)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-12-07 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Because they're only one of the best tasting foods there is! Just think of them like little cakes made of heavenly honey!
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (You're creepy. I go over here now.)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-12-07 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Cakes? Better than donuts? HA! I think not!
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Say what!?!?)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-12-08 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Whaaa! How can you say something like that after just eating a donut!?
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (You keep talking but I'm not listening)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-12-09 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! You can eat them as breakfast too! Or brunch even!
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Sorry; too busy eating donuts to care)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-12-10 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Because they're not only delicious, but they bring happiness! And in so many different choices and flavors!