Alexei Denoia (
fallenambitions) wrote2012-08-09 11:38 am
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[At House 12]
[The people in House 12 are going to find a bizarre surprise this morning in their dining room area. They're going to find a woman, in new feather garbs, fast asleep on top of their dining room table. She seems rather content sleeping on that hard wooden table, or perhaps she hasn't realized where the Malnosso had decided to dump her.]
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[So! After that awkward encounter with his enemies, Alexei has managed to get himself/herself over to the plaza area, because....well he needed proper clothes. Walking proved to be...an experience in itself, but he made it to the clothing store in the end. The problem here was that he had absolutely no idea what he was suppose to be looking for. To be frank, it was...just awkward thinking about looking for clothes suitable for a woman in the first place.]
[ooc: Alexei has been genderbended for about 2 weeks. Comments will made with
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[At House 12]
There is the clattering of dishes as she drops what's in her hands, completely startled by the sight of... a woman... sleeping on their table.
Why. How. What.
Estelle could only stare in befuddlement for several moments. Why was there a lady on their table? ... And then it all makes sense.
Putting her hands on her hips, she frowns and huffs a little indignantly.]
"Raven! How could you!"
[Bringing women in here and then leaving them on a table! How... how... ungentlemanly! RUDE!]
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Old man! What did you do?!
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So, half-asleep, Yuri decides to wander out of his room and take a look.
... Well then.]
Talk about a lack of self control ...
[Geez, Raven. With a new feather, of all people? And just leaving her on the table, too?]
[Kyio sucks]
If I was gonna bring a woman back she'd be in my bedroom, not on the kitchen table. [Blunt and to the point he moves closer to inspect.] Uh... that's not any lass I've seen before either...
[Wow, this IS a party]
[These voices sounded familiar too...and not in a good way as she recalled. Her memories were little fuzzy though and her side ached when she realized she was laying on a very hard surface.]
What...? [Wait a minute, was that...coming from her? She opened her eyes in surprise and finds...practically her enemies looking right at her. She very quickly sits upright, suddenly very alert of her situation and...what are these things doing on her chest!? She thought moving felt a bit off and now she sees what was causing the odd balance.]
[O Hai Lady]
"Raven, you're terrible."
[But now the lady is waking up, and Estelle is right next to her in an instant. Her voice one of concern as she speaks.]
"Are you all right?"
[Sup]
Don't mind our old man! He acts like a great white shark, but he's as harmless as a tuna casserole.
[Wow, Kazzi, rude |: ]
... Hmm. Something's kind of familiar about this person, but he can't place what. ... Well, whatever. It was way too early to be playing guessing games, anyway.]
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[Such nice people]
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[Men are Useless]
[ w/e w/e ]
[Alexei is a man.]
[Too many guys in here]
[Alexei -was- a man]
[then he became a pancake]
[And he was never heard from again]
[Wow rude you guys]
[Mind = Blown]
[I wouldn't hit that]
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[Fuwahaha]
It's only a minor inconvenience, really, though she does wish the little wings granted a way to hover. With her feet normally covered by slippers even while indoors, even short exposure to bare ground left them scraped and sore. So it shouldn't surprise Alexei too much to discover Susanne seated in the clothing store and trying on different shoes for size.
Just try not to trip over the large pile of 'unsuitable' shoes next to her unless you want to be swimming in them. ]
[oh hai bb]
Although...he didn't expect to be confronted by a large pile of them. He managed to stop himself before he toppled into them, but the contact was just enough for the pile to topple over.]
...[What in the world...]
[ /snail-oozes over this post<3 ]
TIIIIIIIIMBEEEEEEEEER
Congratulations, Alexei. We are now a pair of shoefish amid a leather and cotton sea. ]
Ah, oh dear. [ She'll just... set this footwear over here... ]
[Snails are cute, so it's ok]
...Lady Susanne? [...welp.]
[Speaking of which, I saw the cutest snail!Luke drawing]
Sir Denoia? [ This isn't awkward, nope. Not in the slightest. ]
[omg really?]
Yes, unfortunately. I'm sure you're aware about the odd things that tend to happen here.
[ya really! I can show you if you want]
The last shift gave me an idea of what could occur, though I hadn't imagined it extended to this. Are you all right other than being changed?
[Love to! You know where to ping me.]
I just need a change of clothes right now.
[now you can have dreams of cute snail people, and maybe a hermit crab alexei! ]
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[Always eager to be helpful, she drapes the sundress over her arm and approaches with a warm smile.]
Hello! Do you need any help? [She assumes from the way the woman is looking around with a somewhat lost expression that the problem is she may not realize she can take what she needs without tendering payment.] Everything here is free, so don't worry if you can't pay.
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[Annnd speaking before he could stop himself.]
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Still, can I help? Are you looking for something in particular? [Maybe with a little more time, she'll manage to remember who this is without having to ask.]
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I would appreciate the assistance since...I'm not quite familiar with female clothing.
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[Vivi takes a small step back and regards the woman again, this time with more of an eye toward guessing at her clothing size.] Ah. It's probably best to start with...underthings. [And, oh god, it's only now dawning on her the potential for awkwardness here.]
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Yes, I...suppose. The sooner that is dealt with, the sooner we can get to actual clothing.
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[She's less certain about the bra--it looks like Alexei is nowhere near as generously endowed as Vivi is, so she does her best to guess at a cup size, selecting three different bras for starters. She turns back to him (her?), holding out the small selection of underthings and trying not to look embarrassed about it.] Try these for a start and let me know how they fit.
[She casts a glance over to the changing room.] If you need something different, I can bring it to you. [More efficient than sending Alexei back and forth on multiple trips to the changing rooms, anyway. She opens her mouth, about to as if Alexei knows how to put on a bra, but thinks better of it and snaps it shut again.]
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